February 2012
27 posts
"Really?"
Me: I fell really hard earlier dude.
Friend: Really?
Me:
Me: No, artificially.
There's a big difference
cosmiconeness:
between sex and intimacy.
I hate it when parents compare you to other... →
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Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
Don’t be too serious. Laugh more. Click here.
The awkward moment when you're licking your lips... →
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You:
Them:
Don’t be too serious. Laugh more. Click here.
