When I see those little 8 year old pricks with...
When parents ask you ...
“Hey, did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times on my way.”
laamea-bruhh: lol i can’t even~
Being the ugly friend.
Being left home alone
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I love taking naps.
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
mom: go outside
me: dying whale noise
Woah! I almost gave a fuck. →
wowfunniestposts: Phew! That was a close one. this blog is epic
its-joes-world: missnicolepacheco: my future son Fucking priceless
jasianalei: hahahahaha. never get’s old. one day i will do this.
Real men don’t date the most beautiful girl in the...